Nude Woman Steals Cars, Endangers Police in Utah
I think generally people view Utah as a boring place…. Yes, it is Big Sky Country, beautiful and sprawling. But there are some…interesting events that happen every so often in the land of Mormons and SLC Punks. Case in point: Sylvina Beagley. Slyvina is a unemployed former community theater employee, PTA adviser, wife and mother. She also suffers from bipolar disorder (allegedly). That apparently led her to steal not one, but two cars and carry on a chase with police. She was also naked the entire time.
Slyivna Beagley’s nude adventure around West Valley, Utah started when she stole a car from a guy placing road signs up at 5 am. He gave chase in her car, which she jumped from to take his, sweaty and nude the entire time. Beagley crashed this guy’s car and ran onto some property (all sweaty and now bloody from the crash) of Alliant Technologies. Police were called, came by and found her hiding in some bushes. She darted past police and stole one of their cruisers. She eventually crashed that car as well, and was apprehended. I guess it’s hard to drive a car while nude, bloody and sweaty.
Beagley’s facebook tells us when she’ll be able to go plead her case in court. Looks like some jail time for the crazed nude bloody car thief. For now we have to wonder what set her off in the first place. Maybe living in Utah…maybe she didn’t get that walk on part in HBO’s Big Love.
story | pics: jalopnik
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