In Mother Russia, Tank Trains You!

russian tank train

Oh Jalopnik, you never cease to entertain us. A recent trip over to the land of Vodka and gorgeous, subservient women lead to a discovery of Russian Tank Trains. But this isn’t something out of a Dolph Lundrernafnjsdfnsr (sp?) movie – these WWII-era tank trains were used by the Russian military to invade parts of Germany and their allied countries.

“The Germans were very surprised to see our new train,” said a war veteran, army train commander Nikolay Gavrilov. “We were the only ones with Katyusha rocket launchers on board. We were attacked daily – 30, 40 planes at once. We did not sleep for days, just trying to hold our ground.”

Personally, we like that Russia has kept these railroad killing machines in working order – I mean, where else are we going to turn when the Zombie Apocalypse begins to take over the world?

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