…In a One-Internal-Combustion-Engine Sleigh
Let’s face it – Santa has been cruising the skies every Christmas Eve in an outdated ride. He should have Cash 4 Clunkered that puppy years ago. Well, luckily the Spirit of Giving is alive and well at some International Auto Makers (control your laughter). Audi, GE, Vauxhall and others got together to design an updated rig for Kris Kringle, so he can tow gifts and coal for the brats of the world in style. Result: A lot of very strange looking cars, which will probably end up on showroom floors next year, when companies realize they have no new models to promote. Also, what exactly will happen the reindeer? Hmm…these burgers taste delicious, why is one glowing red tho…oh my GOD!
Aston Martin
I suppose Santa is pretty well off – enough so that he (or Mz. Clause, what does she do for a living anyway?) can afford monthly payments on Aston Martin’s Holiday Sleigh. Better put The Club on that puppy when your parking it in certain urban areas, Kris.
Audi Sleigh
Can’t really be too impressed by Audi’s attempt at an updated Santa ride – it’s just a red A1 with roof rack. It’ll be perfect if Jason Statham ever plays St. Nicolas in some B-movie.
General Electric
Apparently, GE makes cars now – or at least Alec Baldwin’s 30Rock character would like them to. GE’s (probably all-electric) sleigh is pretty basic, but what’s with their Supervillian version of Santa?
Jaguar
Wow – Aston Martin, Audi and now Jag? What do these auto makers think KK is made of, money?! It’s a propeller-powered-plane, also. Still an update from his old sleigh, but at least put a jet on there guys.
Land Rover
Tata Motors and Christmas – the Middle Eastern company is not the first place I’d think of when celebrating the Birth of a Christian lord, but what do I know – I stopped going to church at 13. Land Rover’s Sleigh is most likely perfect for getting around Northern Vermont, but that’s about it.
Vauxhall
Vauxhall is not just an exit n the Garden State Parkway (Exit 141) it’s also an overseas car maker. And I have to say, their updated sleigh design blows away most others. So, how is Santa gonna get to the dealership?
Pictures via Jalopnik
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