God Bless This Car – 17 Most Patriotic Automobiles (Pics)
It may be a day or two late, but hell – you didn’t work on the 4th of July, why should we? But we’re back with a look at some of the most Patriotic automobiles on US soil. People take their American pride just a tiny bit too far – and we mean far beyond tinting your pickup’s rear window in red, white & blue. These cars scream AMERICA! with ever curve and ripple of paint.

Does it get any more ‘Merican (or white trash) than a ’65 Mustang painted Red, White & Blue?!

One of the MANY incarnations of Big Foot, tiny fan girl not included.

Hillbilly-ghetto Betty Boop and her glittering Corvette.

Why have one patriotic Corvette when you can have an army to make a roving flag.

That’s one speedy flag!


“AMERICA – F**K YEAH!”


This is the roof of a flag-encrusted Mini Cooper. I refuse to post the entire photo – it’s just a gaudy and ugly car.



The freedom police are coming to your house, and making sure all your American flags are fresh and hung correctly.


The patriotic SmartCar – wait, it’s there somewhere, right? I think I see it…

America is for sale, $2000 OBO.

And last but not least – the fastest American Flag we could find:


I have a car called Americar. Check out my website. It’s painted red, whit and blue. The stars on the hood lite up.