15 Sexiest Science Fiction Ships
So we aren’t talking about cars specifically in this post, though we previously covered 15 Classic Science Fiction Cars. Here at Automopedia, we recognize all modes of transit, both real and non-fiction. What better way to move beyond current financial woes in America’s automotive industry then by checking out futuristic space ships.
Take a look at some of our favorite high flying, phaser shooting, light speed traveling vessels.
USS Enterprise – Star Trek
One of the most well known ships in the history of science fiction, Star Trek’s USS Enterprise, has encountered hundreds of alien species, traveled back in time to save whales, defeated Klingons, Romulans, Chicago Mobsters, and has been blown up 4 times (ST: III, The Ashes of Eden, Enterprise C, ST: Generations, did we miss any?) – only to be resurrected over again. Her captains have been heroic, strong willed, and good at bedding green women.
Millennium Falcon – Star Wars
The other most recognized ship in scifi lore, this Star Wars freighter turned fighter (and home to Lando Calrissian / Han Solo) is responsible for destroying a Death Star or two, as well as saving a princess who likes making out with her brother. It also made the Kessel Run in 12-parsecs. Once we figure out what 12-parsecs equals we’ll be very impressed.
Swordfish II – Cowboy Bebop
Spike Spiegel’s personal asteroid racer from Cowboy Bebop may not look pretty, but it sure can hustle when a bunch of ISSP fighters are on its tail. Swordfish II is armed with laser machine guns, multiple missile launchers, and a plasma cannon. Spike is more than comfortable spending time dodging space debris, but really gets ticked off when kids, dogs, or women try to climb in his cockpit.
Serenity – Firefly
Aside from Star Wars, science fiction’s other cargo ship (and home to a crew of rag tags) is Serenity, from Joss Whedon’s Firefly series (and the film entitled Serenity). This ship has a lot in common with Millennium Falcon: it is armed with loads of destructive weaponry, as well as nooks and crannies to store treasures. Or better yet, hottelepathic chicks who can save the universe.
The TARDIS – Doctor Who
Doctor Who’s trustworthy Police Box, the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) has taken BBC’s favorite (sorry, favourite) vagabond from the dawn of time to the end of our universe. TARDIS is capable of folding time and space, which may explain why it’s dimensions are a bit skewed. Outside, the vessel appears to be a phone booth. Inside, The Doctor has his own private loft with guest quarters. Its appearance is due to a faulty “chameleon circuit” – a device which transforms TARDIS so it can blend into whatever setting it’s at.
Discovery One – 2001: A Space Odyssey
When your nuclear powered science explorer is controlled by a confused, emotional, homicidal artificial intelligences, it’s hard to get anything done. Arthur C. Clarke’s spaceship from 2001: A Space Odyssey was sent on a doomed mission to observe the mysterious black Monolith in orbit around Jupiter (Saturn in the original novel). After computer system HAL 9000 malfunctions, it kills all aboard but crew leader Dave Bowman. The ship is sent adrift, only to be destroyed 9 years later along with Jupiter (see: 2010).
The Righteous Indignation – Captain Bucky O’Hare
“Bucky! Captain Bucky O’Hare! He goes where no ordinary rabbit will dare…” These are the words that began Saturday morning’s Capt. Bucky O’Hare & The Toad Wars. Bucky and his crew battled the evil Toad Empire in a Star Wars inspired animated series with help from his ship, the amazingly named Righteous Indignation. This ship also makes an appearance in the original NES video game adaptation.
Galactica – Battlestar Galactica
In the war against Cylons, Battleships of the Colonial Fleet are its best chance for human survival. In Battlestar Galactica, Commander Adama and his crew are off in search for New Caprica, a planet which will (hopefully) become their home. Unfortunately, bioroids created by humans have decided they’re pretty tired of being used by flesh and bone beings. Frankly, they’re mad as hell. Galactica is about 50 years old, and was in the process of being decommissioned when Cylon attacks began. The ship now holds a crew of hundreds – including somewhere around 150 fighters (Vipers, Raptors, Blackbirds, Stealthstars).
The V Mothership – V the Series
When the aliens of V came to our planet (in the Mid 80′s apparently) all seemed peaceful. They looked like us, talked like us, and were generally nice creatures. That was until Marc Singer ripped one of their face masks off to reveal nasty, green reptile-ish people, with plans to enslave humanity. These ships look oddly similar to those from Independence Day – a movie starring Will Smith that was great in 1994, but let’s face it, the special effects from ID4 and V do not hold up presently. (Note: since the publishing of this article, a new V series has become a TV hit.)
Red Dwarf
“It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere…” are the words fans of Red Dwarf hear at the beginning of each scifi sitcom episode, along with a panning shot of Red Dwarf herself, floating millions of light years from Earth. This huge craft – commanded by Arnold Rimmer (or “Rimma” as he’s known) contains a galley, sleeping quarters, a garden, huge storage holds, a cryogenic sleeping room, karaoke bar, hologram suite, a secret prison on level 13, and is controlled by a lovely computer named Holly.
TCS Tiger’s Claw – Wing Commander
Throughout Wing Commander’s adaptation on TV (there was a cartoon, and it rocked!), film, and video game, the Bengel class carrier TCS (The Confederation Ship) Tiger’s Claw has been home to characters Maniac, Hotshot, Angel, Maverick, along with the rest of Confed’s fighter pilots. The ship (video game version above, feature film variant below) has gone through many face lifts and refits, but one fact remains true – Tiger’s Claw will always be there at the end of each mission.
Event Horizon
When an experimental ship disappears into a black hole and returns, a crew of scientists must board her in order to try and figure out what happened. The creepiness of Event Horizon isn’t only its 2001-style ship combined with a suspenseful horror movie, but adding Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill to one feature film – scary!
Goa’uld Ha’Tak – Stargate
Ha’tak-Class Motherships are the primary capital ships of the Goa’uld, both in film and television versions of Stargate. Only a team comprised of Snake Plissken and MacGyver can bring them down! Ha’tak translates to “pyramid ship” – the top levels of this craft are based on ancient Egyptian structures. Ha’taks are the primary vessels of a Goa’uld System Lord, often the flagship of a particular Lord
Nebuchadnezzar – The Matrix
The Nebuchadnezzar, Morpheus’ ship from The Matrix Trilogy, is comprised of a small crew without much hope – until Ted Theodore Logan from Bill & Ted comes along to save the world from evil machine overlords. This ship can travel at various speeds underground, floating on an electrical output that keeps it in mid air. Its top weapon is an EMP electrical charge, which can knock out all electric devices for several meters.
S. S. Heart of Gold – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy may be the greatest combo of British dry wit (thank you, Douglas Adams) and science fiction to ever grace the printed page. At the heart of this story is the SS Heart of Gold – a state of the art vessel complete with Eddie – its aboard computer with a game show host attitude. Don’t forget Marvin, the manic depressed robot. What’s so special about this ship? It’s Infinite Improbability Drive, which can transport it to any destination, and appear as any number of random objects. This ride is so wild, you’ll need one of Zaphod Beeblebrox’s Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster drinks to survive.
The best part about the Infinite improbability drive is that not only does it open up a ton of room for humor but it’s more likely to actually work than most of the others.
Serenity has no mounted weaponry. It’s a cargo ship.
What about Liberator from Blakes 7? That was a damn sexy ship…
Sexy? Most of these are pretty ugly. The Heart of Gold from the movie? The The Righteous Indignation? *Sexy*?
The Enterprise is a good pick – most of them have been pretty neat, and I know better than to contest the Falcon, but even these universes have better candidates – Klingon Bird of Prey or Tie fighters?
Where’s the Sulaco, and what about the new Basestars from Galactica? You want a cartoon, how about the Planet Express ship? Babylon 5 is not to everyone’s tastes, but the Minbari, Vorlon and Shadow ships have a certain sleek appeal. It’d be hard to call the Narn cruisers ugly too.
Ugly ships are cool, but they are not usually ‘sexy’. At least IMNSHO.
The Stargate ship is not an Ha’tak-Class Motherships is an Wraith Motherships for Stargate Atlantis. You need a another pic for that
That’s not a Goa’uld Ha’Tak that’s a USAF 304 battleship fighting a Wraith Hive ship.
The Ha’Tak ships were designed to land on the ancient pyramids and are smaller then the semi organic Wraith Hive ship shown.
“Goa’uld Ha’Tak” huh?
So why is there a picture of an Earth BC-304 and not the “Goa’uld Ha’Tak”?
Nor does Serenity carry hot alien chicks. Or any kind of aliens, for that matter.
Also no aliens in the Firefly ‘Verse…and the treasure, usually things like food and cows. But she is a beautiful ship.
That is no Ha’tak. It´s a picture of a 304 and a Hive Ship.
How is the Nebuchadnezzar a space ship? It flies around underground sewer tunnels. Not to mention that sexy is an odd definition for some of these ships. Its more a list of the first ten spaceships you can name off the top of your head I think? Still, it killed 5 minutes at work so thanks.
If you put the Ha’Tak on your list, then at least include a picture of one. The ships on the picture are an earth battle cruiser of the Deadalus-class (possibly the Deadalus or the Apollo) and a few hive ships of the Wraith.
Thankyou, Doc, I thought for a second I was the first to notice. Serenity has no weapons, AT ALL, much less “loads of destructive weaponry”. Also the picture for the Stargate SG-1 Ha’tak, that is a Wraith Hive Ship from Stargate Atlantis! Not even close! Not even the same show!
Galactica isn’t looking for New Caperica. The were looking for Earth. They happened upon New Caperica and stayed there for a while. Also, they don’t have the Stealth Ship anymore (Blackbird) and what is a Stealthstar? Also, the Enterprise didn’t go back in time to save whales. Kirk and crew took a hijacked Klingon Bird of Prey back in time for that.
Should have used a picture of the real Heart of Gold from the television series, not the thing from the crappy movie.
For the Stargate fans, we fixed the ship photo – sorry about that!
For the Serenity/Firefly fans – I was referring to Summer Glau’s character, should have read Hot telepathic chick.
And yes, It is a pic of the Heart of Gold from HGTTG film, which is in no way superior to the series or books – but I personally love the design of it.
Also, Doc2 – congrats, you are far superior in your nerdiness than I…not sure you should go bragging about it O:-)
I am slightly embarrassed that I forgot ST:IV took place on the Bird of Prey.
If you really meant sexy, the White Star from B5 would be on this list. Sleekest ship ever.
Totally forgot about B5 – maybe there will have to be a part II of this post.
Can’t believe I’m going to be this pedantic, but might as well.
Tardis actually stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space, not Dimensions.
Pedantry over.
Am loving that The Righteous Indignation made it in there.
I’ve seen/heard it as Dimension and Dimensions…but that’s the problem with going back to the original Doctor all the way through today’s series, there are a few continuity errors.
How could you leave off LEXX?
That was an awesome ship.
trust me, i LOVED LEXX – think there needs to be a part two of this list honestly! Need to let you bastards rip me apart again
Hmmmm some serious mistakes in here, and as usual the Geekdom of mortal fans jump in to defend, define and critisize all. This is just this persons view- we all have our own views; please allow me to share mine (and since i am a lover of Sci-Fi, not just one type but all- this should be a bit fairer for all!
1. The USS Enterprise (Latest movie version)
2. Serenity- you really can’t deny that thing, especially with a Crazy Ivan!
3. Whitestar (Babylon 5)
4. Ferengi Maruda
5. Excalibure (Spin off from B5 and sister ship to Victory)
6. Romulan Bird of Prey (Next Gen Style)
7. Galactica (both versions were as good as each other but the new one with the moving landing docks- whoa)!!!
8. Imperial Shuttle (Star Wars- Return of the Jedi)
9. Hammerhead (Space Above and Beyond)
10. Liberator (Blake 7)
11. Kodiak (Command and Conquer- as seen in the mini clips)
12. A-Wing Fighter (Star Wars- Return of the Jedi)
13. NESA Protector (Galaxy Quest)
14. Zorg’s ship (Fifth Element)
15. Mars 1 (Red Planet)
These are my favourite that have actually been seen in movies- if you want cartoons/ anime and the likes well that would include another list of fifteen!
What about the leviathans Moya and Talyn from the Farscape series?
Dude!! The Asgard O’Neill class should be on here!!! Not the stupid Hatak!!
Ever thought of the star destroyers? Those are the best mutherf*ckers in the whole universe!
You forgot “Nostromo” from “Alien”. It was a classic.
If animation is not excluded, you might want to consider the Odyssey from ‘Ulysses 31′; to me, it remains one of the sexiest (non-organic) spaceships to grace television screens.
JUPITER 2 from LOST IN SPACE a sort of family flying suacer.JOSIE AND THE PUSSIECATS IN OUTER SPACE in a six person one cat spaceship THE VULTURE from SALVAGE 1 a spacecraft made from surplus parts.PHOENIX from BATTLE OF THE PLANETS a craft that could transform into a big flamming bird
The PHANTOM CRUISER and SPACE COUPE from SPACE GHOST when they had the cartoon SPACE STARS they redsined both or the giant suacer driven by MARVIN THE MARTIAN
CONDOR 1 from THE GALAXY TRIO
The classic RUMILAN BIRD OF PREY with the eagle painted on the underside SUPER STAR DESROYER USS HURON from the animated STAR TREK and the shuttle craft COPERNICUs. USS STARGAZER it was PICARDS very first starship he ever commanded the USS PHOENIX which was attacking the CARDASIANS and in the classic STAR TREK the USS ENTERPRISE was a constitution class star ship and there was also the USS CONTELATION,USS EXETER,USS DEFIANT,USS LEXINGTON,USS POTEMKIN,USS HOOD,USS EXCALABER, and the USS INTREPID manned entirly by VULCANS and USS YORKTOWN
The STARFIGHTERS from BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY
There are many Star Trek Ships better looking than the class B Enterprise. Also, you forgot the Andromeda Ascendant!!!
In the animated version of STAR TREK they come out with several different shuttle craft as well as the GALILEO they also had the COPERNICUS and a AQUA-SHUTTLE that could submurge like a submarine
may be late to this, but original poster has no clue about sci fi.
I happen to know way too much about scifi sir. tho I am sure, like most of the commentators here, you probably feel one or two small errors and suddenly i am the least knowledgeable scifi fan ever. i’d challenge you to a trivia contest any day of the week!
Some of those are cool, but the normandy from mass effect(or better yet the one from mass effect 2) is sexier than all of em.
where is the satelite of love from mst3k
DAMN how could I forget the Sat. of Love <3
#1-Federation Excelsior class starship : )
The Righteous Indignation??? How about Planet Express Ship… Much better looking, and well, it did try to merge with Bender!
i like Serenity – Firefly……good collection…. but u missed many of them…..post some more…….
Here’s my list…
1. The USS Enterprise D (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
2. Andromeda Ascendant (Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda)
3. Visitors Mothership aka V Mothership (V 2009 – Reimagined) (not V 1980′s)
4. Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
5. Ancient (Lantean) Atlantis Cityship (Stargate: Atlantis)
6. Tardis (Doctor Who)
7. Battlestar Galactica (Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Series)
8. USS Relativity (Star Trek Voyager)
9. Venator-class Star Destroyer – (a Republic attack cruiser that Anakin uses in Star Wars The Clone Wars)
10. USG Ishimura (from Dead Space Video game)
11. Nebuchadnezzar – (The Matrix)
12. Ancient (Lantean) Aurora-class ship (Stargate)
13. Tau’ri Daedalus-Class Deep Space Carrier / Battlecruiser (Stargate)
14. Battlestar Pegasus (BS-62) Mercury-class (Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Series)
15. Colonial Raptor (Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Series)
After thinking about it I really had this aching need to revise my list. I added Pixar Wall`e’s Axiom and Star Trek 2009 Enterprise.
Here’s my new list…
1. The USS Enterprise D (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
2. Andromeda Ascendant (Gene Roddenberry’s Andromeda)
3. Visitors Mothership aka V Mothership (V 2009 – Reimagined) (not V 1980′s)
4. Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
5. Ancient (Lantean) Atlantis Cityship (Stargate: Atlantis)
6. Tardis (Doctor Who)
7. Battlestar Pegasus (BS-62) Mercury-class (Battlestar Galactica Re-Imagined Series)
8. USS Relativity (Star Trek Voyager)
9. Venator-class Star Destroyer – (a Republic attack cruiser that Anakin uses in Star Wars The Clone Wars)
10. USG Ishimura (from Dead Space Video game)
11. Nebuchadnezzar – (The Matrix)
12. Ancient (Lantean) Aurora-class ship (Stargate)
13. Tau’ri Daedalus-Class Deep Space Carrier / Battlecruiser (Stargate)
14. The Axiom (Disney Pixar ‘s WALL•E)
15. USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) (J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek 2009)
I dig your list Xybernauts, maybe I should do a sequel to this post.
@automopedia;
Thank I really appreciate that. You really should do another version. I always love these types of lists.
@automopedia;
If you make another sequel to this post, I’d like to see a list just for starships; preferably a top 20′s list. Truthfully the more the better.
Or as an alternaive you might want to make a list for Sci-fi based fighter jets and shuttles and the like. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one online, and there are some cool shuttles and space-based fighter jets out there. Some examples might include the Raptor from BSG, and those fighter jet type ships from mediums like BSG, Star Wars, Andromeda, or ships like the Stargate Puddlejumpers, or the Runabouts from Star Trek DS9, etc. Basically smaller ships.
i’ll take it under advisement, though i do have to try and cater to a wider audience O:)
Here another starship:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ScAHXN_kAY
props for including the righteous indignation I loved bucky o’hare and it was certainly an interesting name for a ship in a kids cartoon … ahh memories.
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Klingon Bird of Prey?
That is one sexy mother fucker.
Lexx – Most powerfull ship in the known universe
I think all of these are iconic, but I would not use the word “sexy” to describe any except the Enterprise and maybe the Swordfish.
The Millennium Falcon is badass, but it is certainly not attractive. I think there’s even dialogue about how ugly it is.
The Tie Interceptor belongs on any list of “sexy” sci-fi spacecraft.
Also, Nebuchadnezzar stands out as the only ship in the list that is not actually a spaceship. Not sure if that matters…
I know. Making lists on the internet is hard.
Tie Interceptor
the tri-wing shuttle thing from Star Wars
Enterprise (TNG version)
Lexx (if sexy is the category…)
Even the Klingon Bird of Prey is sexier than most on this list.
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Event Horizon and Red Dwarf are absolute DUMPS, that point was heavily featured in their respective plots.
Event Horizon belongs on a list of Ugliest and Scariest ships, along with the Nostromo and the Solaris station.
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