What Would Santa Drive?
Santa is best known for riding his sleigh and 8 reindeer (nine of you throw Rudolph and his red nose in) across the skies, usually sometime after dark on Christmas Eve until sun-up Christmas Day. But let’s face it, the sleigh is played out, and Mr. Clause needs to update his ride into the 21st Century. But will he go eco-friendly? Or does Santa need a gas-guzzling ride to carry all those presents (and coal) to kids across the world?
Santa has to take baby steps working his way up to a more powerful, modern form of transit. Maybe he should start with a horse and ride off into the sunrise on Christmas morn.
From there, he can graduate to something along the lines of an H2 – It makes just as much of an impression in the night’s sky as his old fashion sleigh – and it can dump fumes along with holiday cheer on the rooftops.
But Old Saint Nick only has one evening to travel across the globe – he may need something a little faster.
A ride with with a bit more style, but still all the speed required, would liven up his image.
Or he can pull a Rolling Stones move and enlist some of the Hell’s Angels members to pick up the slack?
Of course, Santa should train his helpers well. With all the distractions in our airspace these days delivering presents can become a dangerous mission.
It’s good to be environmentally friendly – even Santa can jump on the trend with his own personalized Christmas Prius.
The old man isn’t getting any younger, or healthier – perhaps it is time to switch to human motion for getting around.
Skateboarding will not only help Santa lose a few pounds, he’ll be cool with the kids again. That, or he will just look like a pedophile.
Ho-Ho-HoSHIT!!
We think the best approach for St. Nicholas is to head for a healthier, eco-friendly way to deliver gifts during this holiday season. A new Prius or Honda Insight, roller skating around the neighborhoods, and before he knows it’s back to Florida with a slim body and a water skiing appointment.
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