15 Cars You Should Egg/TP This Mischief Night
The night before Halloween is traditionally known as Mischief Night (Devil’s Night or Trick Night depending on where you live in the world) – and a large supply of Extra Large Eggs and toilet paper (the cheap stuff, stays stuck in wet trees better) are essential. As a disclaimer, Automopedia is NOT telling teenagers to go out and egg their neighbor’s $80,000 automobile, but if they’re not smart enough to leave it in the garage on October 30th, aren’t they asking for it? Let’s have a look at some the cars that deserve a good bit of harmless vandalism.
The Car You Won’t Notice Anything Done To Them:
1979 Chevette or “Shitter” as it’s less commonly known.
Late 1980′s Ford Taurus
Late 1980′s Mercury Sable
AMC Pacer…What the hell’s AMC?
1982 DMC DeLorean – Egg it all you want, with stainless steel, yoke wipes right off!
1986 – 87 Plymouth Reliant K
Plymouth Prowler – Is it a hot rod, a coupe, or an old people’s car? Just buy a PT Cruiser already
To be egged/TP’d on principle alone
Rich Man’s Wheel – Don’t Leave Them On The Sidewalk Tonight:
Any BMW 7 Series – You can put your kid through college with what you paid for this thing
Mercedes Benz – We mean, just say the name – you WANT to do something to it
Any New Ford Mustang – Why not buy a restored original?
Hummer H2 – Because it’s a Hummer
Ford Excursion – You could start a college inside this thing
Smug Rides – Too Pretentious To Leave Alone:
Toyota Prius – So smug people get vanity plates with their average MPG on it
2008 Porsche Cayenne – You bothered combining a Porsche with an SUV?
What the fuck? are you kidding me? what kind of bullshit list is this. “why wouldn’t you buy a restored orignial?” thats the stupiest thing i have ever heard. Your a moron. And half these cars are just civillian cars, there nothing special about. Like a Ford Excursion? Maybe they use it for contracting. Your a retard.
No, I am not kidding you. And allow this “retard” to correct all your grammatical errors:
“That’s the stupidest thing i have ever heard. You’re a moron. And half these cars are just civilian cars, there’s nothing special about. Like a Ford Excursion? Maybe they use it for contracting. You’re a retard.”
Sincerely,
Your Retard