WWSD? What Would Santa Drive?

Last Christmas Eves Santa’s reindeer had a little too much of the egg nog that Rudolph loves to spike (he is a drunk) and Santa was in some serious trouble. There’s work to be done, so Santa had to find some other ways to get around last year. Here are some sightings of Santa in 2006. Might be a good idea not to leave the reindeer Jagermeister this year, especially if they knew it had deer blood in it!

Santa keeping it fresh in Compton.

Biker Santa, it appears that Santa had an extra naughty little helper this year!

Chevy Santa, dropping off banjos & dentures in unkown backwoods location

This is an old school pic when Santa got some help from the Denton Police in exchange for one of Mrs Claus’s candycane doughnuts. Notice the pile of them in the back seat. mmmm…doughnuts

Yo, sim simma, who got the keys to my Beema? - “Red Man” Unfortunatly there was only room for one on the bike but Mr. S got the digits.

Santa keeping is classy.

Hovercraft Santa, is right on…..

…but this one is just weird. Who does that? What were you thinking in 2006 Santa?

Santa flagged down a cab after his Bichons kept yelping and had a mysterious accident.

But the police later find the dogs stuffed in chimney with there mouths bound shut with Christmas ornaments. They bring Santa in for questioning.

PETA demands Santa serves hard time for abusing the Bichons & allowing underage reindeer to drink. Santa, Santa, Santa, and I thought James Brown’s picture was bad.
Mrs Claus(are you sure Santa?) later breaks Santa out of jail.